Sunday 26 February 2012

Up and at 'em

So the buggers tried a new tactic this week and attempted to bar my entrance using my own ammo - namely a cunningly crafted display of new books fashioned from a leather-bound limited edition copy of the SAS War Diaries and Sun Tzu's L'art de la Guerre. The b*astards, as Sean would have said.


Undeterred, I tunnelled in via the back entrance and installed a back-up copy of the (as-yet unfinished) Library Catalogue in order to stake my claim on the computer.


The history-walla made an unexpected incursion this week, which nearly blew my southern defences, but I fought her off with a strategically inserted USB and a few Official Histories of the Great War dictated by former Club members, she retired back to Oxford down, but not out.




Meanwhile, over in Eastern India,
reinforcements are continuing to pour in via the Amazon supply line and territories are being gradually marked out so that the hapless Library explorer may, at some point in the near future, be able to negotiate the overgrown jungle of books, with greater ease, (though I suspect the signage may have to be improved yet further before said whiskered and frankly occasionally tipsy explorers  succeed in successfully circumnavigating the library).


Well that's me for another week. Toodle-pip



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